GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.